PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And